You know when you have to look up from your Tinder app and go out and meet real people? Sometimes the situation arises where you simply must go over and speak to someone that takes your fancy. These HILARIOUS ;) pick-up lines will hopefully have your object of affection laughing their way into your contacts list. Either that, or a major rejection. But we all love a tryer, so put your best pick-up line forward.

1. If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.


2. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

3. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.

4. Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!




6. (In the supermarket aisle) I don’t know about you - I swore I would never say this... but between 300 jelly choices, and 5,000 Netflix choices, I really miss 1995 when there was only grape or strawberry, and only eight channels on a TV.


7. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

8. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.


9. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

10. Is there a magnet in here cuz baby I’m attracted to You.

11. Tell me of this thing you humans call (short dramatic pause) love.

12. I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.


13. You are the Apple of my i-Mac.

14. I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.

15. Need me to unzip your files?


What are your favourite pick-up lines? I’d love to hear your chat-up line success stories (or hilarious fails)!