To some’s delight, and others’ dread,
I’m here to host the open thread.

This is one of those few times
I’m saying everything in rhymes.

Now tell me, how can one go wrong
when one brings NormaJeane along?

She’s right below, I think you’ll find,
assuming Kinja’s found its mind.

<— Just look at her, and you will see—
no better yuker could there be!!

I’m not too sure what else to say.
Lots is doing! Read away!

And now without further ado
I turn this thread over to you!!!

This has no bearing, I am sorry.
It’s more or less obligatory.