Hello! Welcome to the Friday open thread hosted by Hackerspace, where metaphor-misusing neighborhood bullies crash into piles of manure over and over and over again until they get tired of appearing in sequels.

If you're new to this grand weekly tradition, the main function of the Friday open thread is to serve as a forum where Lifehacker readers can ask questions, share tips, or talk to each other. It's also a recurring opportunity for Hackerspace, the reader-run branch of Lifehacker, to alert the wider world about its existence. If you're a long-time participant in these threads and would like to write an article for us, this is the time and place to ask.

So relax, hop on a hoverboard (maybe even this one in the not-too-distant future), or make like a tree and get out of here.

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