Hello. The last time we had a sign-up thread, I wrote: "I plan to do this every week but get lazy and figure, well, next week." Well, lesson not learned.

Teapot graciously tricked herself into hosting this week's open thread, so we only need volunteers for next week and after. Who among you would like to step forward? You there in the back, wearing nothing underneath your trench coat? Sure, why not. The lady in the front row, pointing at her dead houseplant while holding a sign that says "Thanks, Obama?" Welcome aboard! Some say we're so desperate that we'll take anybody we can get, but I believe that you have potential, you have potential, and you—-


Dammit.