A couple of days ago, I saw this notification for the first time. I think it was the first time. I really believed I’d fkktt something up, what with all I’ve been up to lately.

A software problem would have meant that I went too far with my tweaking. But, as some here will have more experience with this message, you’ll know it was a usb cable getting ready to retire.

How was I to know those things wear out if you plug them in and pull them out and yank them too many times??

That didn’t sound right.