Hello. Welcome to the Monday open thread, where we are all nattering nabobs of negativism. Did you know that Spiro Agnew, not our finest Vice President, something something something? It's true, I was so lazy today that I didn't even bother to find a piece of trivia, like I did that one time when I wasn't quite as lazy. On the bright side, "something" times three is alliterative, like any word repeated thrice.

Speaking of lazy, there was no pre-Friday open thread last week for perhaps the first time ever. This was probably my fault, so please feel free to throw tomatoes in my direction, preferably ripe ones at catchable speed.

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