Hullo! Welcome to the Monday open thread, where one can ask such questions as, "Where am I?" and "What am I doing here?" to people who are just as confused as you are. This is my first time hosting an open thread, which means it is a special, nervy occasion for both of us. For me, it's like performing open heart surgery for the first time. For you, it's like dying on the operating table.
Today's topic is where do you live and why do you hate the weather there (because, boy, we all hate the weather where we live and, boy, do we love to complain about it).
[Image of Cary Grant unsuccessfully chasing a dog via Giphy]