Do you ever feel angry and bitter because of internet arguments? Are you feeling powerless because you don’t know what to do about the rampant asshattery everywhere around you? Well if you are like me, a busy professional woman who has no time for tomfoolery, you want a quick and easy solution to all your internet woes and that answer is “Your Mom.” It’s a quick and easy way to end any argument and own your opponent regardless of their relationship with their mom.
Let’s look at some examples.
Last night, your mom was fantastic.
I want your mom to be easy but hard.
Kind of like they know your mom.
Now this isn’t my greatest work but just a few examples of the effectiveness of the your mom brand. Please, use it or ask for advice below.